1. “I thought y’all was cops”

Quotes from Tuesday’s zany CRAP ride:

2. “How did you get fired?” “Well, I’m Puerto Rican and a New Yorker”

3. “It was one of those slow motion crashes, I thought more people were going to run me over.”

4. “I could probably do this better if I wasn’t drunk already.”

5. “Get over to the side, you guys are breaking the law”

6. “That derailleur is definitely FUCKED”

7. “I reached down and poked him to see if he was alive”

8. “Find a rock that we can use as a hammer”

9. Various comments about 1980s toys, especially Ninja Turtles

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